Watch: 76ers release Full House spin-off

Whatever happened to predictability? Fuller House, the little sister to 90s sitcom Full House, returned to Netflix this month for its second season, though there's another spin-off you won't find on the streaming service.

In a 40-second clip, the Philadelphia 76ers rookies get together for the Bay Area family sitcom-themed intro and it's amazing. Complete with lack of HD, per the Uncle Jesse days.

Can we please have any of Joel Embiid, Dario Saric, or Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot stand in for the absent Michelle Tanner? Great, thanks.