Cam Newton continues to wear goofy hats

Cam Newton is not going to stop wearing goofy hats because you want him to.

No, Cam Newton is going to continue wearing a selection of questionable attire until he finds the perfect outfit and wins the NFL quarterback debutante ball.

Newton's postgame press conferences over the past few seasons play out like a wacky outfit montage in a '90s movie. Cam tries on all the silliest outfits he can while his friends giggle at the latest absurdities he decided to garb himself in while "Good Vibrations" blares over the fun.

For a comprehensive list of Newton's outfit choices, look here.