Watch: Kassian obliterates Dillon, Couture with monster hits

Holy Zack Kassian.

Here's what we know: The guy loves 8:30 p.m. local starts. And he can hit.

Kassian scored a shorthanded goal Friday night, his first career playoff marker, but the Edmonton Oilers' forward also had the San Jose Sharks on alert after two thunderous hits in Game 2.

Brenden Dillon was Kassian's first victim, and Logan Couture was next.

The crowd was chanting Kassian's name after he ruined Couture. Nothing is impossible.

Edmonton had a 33-10 hits advantage after 40 minutes, with Kassian accounting for five of them.