VIDEO: Marcus Mariota in 'Super Mariota' is the best thing you'll watch today

What happens when Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota gets transformed into the eight-bit star of a Super Nintendo game? Answer: the video game that our childhood was sorely lacking.  

Seriously, it even has Gus Johnson's voice attached to it. 

Why Fox Sports Live and not Nintendo came up with the idea of transforming Super Mario into a football-themed game is beyond us, but it sure seems like it would be a lot of fun. 

Fox Sports Live 1 - Nintendo 0.