VIDEO: Neymar eviscerates defender with disgusting nutmeg
Have you seen this man:
If so, contact your local authorities, because he's wanted for the grotesque murder of another human being on the most public of stages: in front of nearly 100,000 people at the Camp Nou.
Barcelona superstar Neymar eviscerated Rayo Vallecano defender Nacho in the opening half of Saturday's contest, pulling off a nutmeg that should force the 26-year-old to retire immediately from the sport. Thanks for playing, Nacho, we'll remember your career fondly.
Because we're obligated to tell you, Neymar calmly slotted the subsequent penalty home to give the Catalan giant a 2-1 lead. But that doesn't matter.
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The only thing you'll remember from this sequence of events was that you witnessed one man rip out another's soul in front of your eyes.
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