PHOTO: Marcus Mariota is a sandwich

Continuing one of the most ridiculous and terrifying traditions in sports history, Subway has produced a submarine sandwich in the form of Marcus Mariota. 

Mariota isn't the first NFL draft prospect to get the opportunity to stare into his own gruesome, pimentoed eyes. Previously, Subway constructed sandwiches modeled after Robert Griffin III, Jarvis Jones and Anthony Barr. 

So, who's hungry?

Anyone?

No? OK then. 

(Photos courtesy of SocialMention.com, National Post and FoxNews.com)