Dear Red Wings: Detroit's Twitter account offers solid relationship advice
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It's the time of year when Spring Fever turns into Summer Lovin', but the Detroit Red Wings Twitter account exhorted one young lady to tap the brakes on her romantic pursuits in lieu of "greater things."
It's probably a good thing that they didn't go with "reach for the stars", saving this young woman from planning a road trip to Dallas.
In an attempt to qualify this advice, they followed it up with this important tidbit: