GIF: Radamel Falcao doesn't know how to shoot, is still useless

Once upon a time, we all thought Radamel Falcao was an actual striker who could score goals in matches against other human beings who were trying to prevent him from doing just that.

Those were the days. Remember them fondly, because they aren't coming back.

The Colombian striker is coming off a miserable season with Manchester United in which he was more of a punch line than a legitimate scoring option. He's continuing his profligate run at the 2015 Copa America, judging by this woeful finish in the opening half of Wednesday's match against Brazil.

(Courtesy: beIN Sports)

Carlos Bacca and Jackson Martinez, both left on the bench in favour of the captain, must be getting more than a little annoyed.