Footy podcast: Real Madrid stunned, woeful United, hat-tricks abound in UCL

Welcome to the Sweeper Keeper podcast, a footy show hosted by Gianluca Nesci, Daniel Rouse, and Michael Chandler.

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Topics for today's Champions League edition of the show include:

• Manchester United's tepid goalless draw with Valencia - how could both sides be so terrible? (1:31)
• David Silva rescues Manchester City late - is he still underrated? (6:15)
• Depleted Real Madrid stunned by CSKA Moscow (11:18)
• Hat-tricks for Edin Dzeko and Paulo Dybala (14:23)
• Ajax unlucky not to come away with win over Bayern Munich (20:39)
• Previewing Wednesday's big matches (28:28)