VIDEO: Zlatan scores karate-style goal, celebrates by showing off new tattoos

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the coolest damn guy on the planet, and he showcased why once again in Saturday's match against Caen.

Watch as Zlatan does things only mere mortals can dream of:

Most people would try to get their head onto the end of that cross. Zlatan, obviously, isn't most people. He would scoff at the thought of being categorized in such a manner.

To top off the occasion, the Swedish striker then celebrated by showing off his seemingly infinite number of new tattoos:

(Courtesy: @FlorianBleu)

You and I would likely feel much pain if we got inked up like that. Zlatan ... never mind, you know the drill by now.