A turkey with the head of Bryce Harper: just what every minor-league baseball fan wants. And the first 1,250 fans who enter the ballpark of the Washington Nationals' High-A affiliate on May 13 will get their very own.
The Harper "gobblehead" is the first bobblehead giveaway of the year for the Potomac Nationals, who also have "Stephen Strasburg Flamethrower" and "Anthony Rendon Real Electric Hair" bobblehead promotions in the works, among others.
Quirky giveaways may be a great way to drum up popularity for a lot of minor-league teams, but the gobblehead? Nightmare fuel.