Everything you wanted to know about Jose Canseco's goats

Jose Canseco is back in the limelight, but this time it is not about his potential run for Toronto mayor. It is about his new fainting goats. Everyone wants to know what would possess the ex-baseball player turned Twitter troll/Vice columnist/reality show star to buy a couple of goats. So the Toronto Star decided to get to the bottom of it. 

“Are you calling about our goats?” Canseco's girlfriend Leila Knight asked the Star when they tried his cellphone.

"Are you calling about our goats?" is definitely a contender for Question of the Year. Apparently Canseco wanted a fee to talk about the goats (because this is Canseco we are talking about) but the newspaper managed to get the critical details out of Knight.

The Star gets to the heart of the matter and asks what we all have been wondering. What exactly are you going to do with these goats? 

“We’re going to love them,” she responded. “I have pet dye, so I’m going to dye the ears pink and we’re going to have them as pets.”

And how does one put a diaper on a goat? Someone had to ask. 

“We just made a hole for the tail,” she told the Star. “I’m going to have to buy those eventually for Jose, so I might as well start now.”

This is your goat update for Nov. 22, 2013.