David Ortiz lists 'porn star' as his dream job
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David Ortiz has dreams, just like us regular folks.
In The Players' Tribune's "What the (Blank)?" segment, the Boston Red Sox slugger gave one of the best responses for what his dream job would be if he was not an athlete.

Fitting for a guy nicknamed "Big Papi," right?
His dream job goes well with his guilty pleasure song.

Keeping it consistent, Ortiz.