David Price has yet to make a decision on his free agency, but that hasn't stopped Toronto Blue Jays supporters from trying to make up his mind for him.
Devotees of the club have launched "Any Price For David," a website where fans can add "clauses" to the lefty's forthcoming contract in the form of the sentence: "If David Price stays in Toronto, I, (name), agree to (pledge)."
Some of the entrees pledge donations to charities, or offer to take Astro, the ace's dog, on complimentary walks, while others are just confusing. For example:
- CLAUSE 12. If David Price stays in Toronto, I, Craig Saunders, agree to Chug shampoo. Lots of it.
- CLAUSE 770. If David Price stays in Toronto, I, Avery Gold, agree to give him a complete set of Marcus Stromans.
- CLAUSE 1334. If David Price stays in Toronto, I, Alison Craig, agree to retrofit the CN Tower to spew popcorn directly onto the field.
On second thought, maybe a popcorn-spewing CN Tower wouldn't be such a bad idea.
