Lil B warns Lakers' Kuzma about past indiscretions, potential for curse

It's a template as old as time. Pretty much every story has a beginning, middle, and end - stasis, conflict, resolution, and a return to equilibrium.

That well worn formula was on full display after fans began to dig up six-year-old disses Kyle Kuzma made at the expense of Lil B, hoping to inflict the young Lakers' rookie with the rapper's patented "BasedGod Curse."

The troublemakers got their wish; as Kuzma's past indiscretions came to light, Lil B did indeed issue a warning - lumping Kuzma in with the entire Denver Nuggets organization.

Just like Frodo trekking to Mordor, Kuzma needed a little help from his friends in his quest to evade the BasedGod Curse.

And just like "The Lord of the Rings," the ending of this story just kept dragging on and on - albeit very politely.

They'll surely be teaching this story in English literature classes for years to come.