Frustrated Knicks fan selling fanhood on eBay

One New York Knicks fan is so angry with the team that he's putting his allegiance up for sale on eBay.

The starting price? $1,973 - a nod to the last year the Knicks won an NBA championship.

The fan, known only as "evanperl," goes into great detail about his years of suffering in the eBay listing. The last straw for him was the 2018 NBA Draft:

We choose Kevin Knox, who in best case scenario is a poor mans Jayson Tatum on some of the offensive end, plays a James Harden level of defense, and in an absolutely loaded Kentucky team filled with multiple draft picks, somehow managed 53 assists on the entire year, with 85 turnovers. Let's not forget that he’s only 18 years old, so when he does suck, we will simply just say, but he's soo young. I hate the Knicks. We are the Cleveland Browns, but we are worse, no one wants to be in Cleveland, everyone wants to be in New York, and for 17 years we have managed to mess it up at every single turn. James Dolan has disgraced The Mecca. I hate the Knicks. TAKE THAT FOR DATA!

He plans to fully embrace the team chosen for him. That includes "ensuring I root for them each and every game," attending at least one home and one away game, and purchasing the team's license plate frame for his car.

As of Monday afternoon, he's received one bid.