Your kids can learn basketball from the Brooklyn Nets for $250

Nevermind that the Brooklyn Nets were schooled hard by the New York Knicks Thursday night, the organization is hosting a holiday clinic at the Nets' practice facility on Dec. 22 to teach the fundamentals.

Kids can learn the basics from Jason Terry, Paul Pierce, Andrei Kirilenko and Kevin Garnett, plus get a jersey and two tickets to an upcoming game at Barclays Center for $250. Please note: Jason Kidd is not scheduled to teach an acting seminar.

It sounds awesome for any kid to experience the game surrounded by four prominent NBA careers. Parents, meanwhile, can spend their time at the clinic wondering how a team leaking accolades all over the floor is in 13th place in the Eastern Conference.