Metta World Peace tweets wildly inappropriate presidential ideas
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Metta World Peace has been doing a lot of thinking lately. Like, what would he do if he were the President of the United States?
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Vote now. I need all the electricity votes
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) April 2, 2014
Here are some of the ways Metta believes he can solve all of the world's problems:
- "I will be allowed to hit the club and buy bottles with tax payer money once per month."
- "No War. Just epic pillow fights."
- "Free OJ for life. You will never pay for a glass of juice again."
- "Cereal for everyone."
All good? Not quite, because there's more. It wouldn't be Metta without a few completely inappropriate and offensive stereotypes involving food:
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