VIDEO: Dwyane Wade is a master dodgeball player

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

In fairness, getting smacked in the face with a wrench is probably more pleasant than getting hit with a ball from Dwyane Wade's rocket arm.

The Miami Heat guard recently took part in a friendly game of dodgeball at Stance Socks' headquarters, nailing one of his opponents with an unmerciful bullet heave to the torso.

The five D's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. Patches O'Houlihan would be greatly disappointed with that performance.

- With h/t to CBS Sports