VIDEO: Arkansas' Bret Bielema: Beating Texas was 'borderline erotic'

Bret Bielema is the gift that keeps giving during SEC Media Days.

Recalling how Arkansas laid the smackdown on Texas during the Advocare V100 Texas Bowl last year, pummeling the Longhorns to the tune of 31-7, the leader of the Razorbacks was asked on Wednesday how that sweet, sweet victory felt.

Bielema gave the best description of good victory.

"To kneel on the 2-yard line three times in a row at the end of the game, for me that's a very fulfilling moment," said the head coach. "Borderline erotic."

Yes.

Horns down, y'all.