Highlights from Browns fans' 0-16 'Perfect Season' parade
Disgruntled Cleveland Browns fans carried out a "Perfect Season" parade Saturday, in honor of the team's 0-16 season.
Here are the best tweets from the day's celebration of imperfection:
I always dreamed of going to the Cleveland Browns perfect season parade, crying tears of joy. Well today I'm going to that perfect season parade in disgust. 0-16! WE DEMAND CHANGE! @Browns
— Brock Naill (@BrockNaill_55) January 6, 2018
This is the best thing ever! 😂😂 #dinosaur #BrownsParade pic.twitter.com/8TTobzeZL8
— Jenna Duddleston (@jennaduddleston) January 6, 2018
Thousands of Browns fans protest 0-16 season at cold parade https://t.co/XaJrItVWQB pic.twitter.com/M3movUcmSN
— Boston Herald (@bostonherald) January 6, 2018
Here's a photo by @RCphotographs' Nick Cammett at a certain parade along Lake Erie. Good thing I'm a Steelers' fan. Sorry, Browns' fans! ☹️ pic.twitter.com/OFwLYRpvmN
— Frank Aceto_RPC (@FrankAceto_RPC) January 6, 2018
This sign from the Browns winless parade is outstanding pic.twitter.com/3SAQGsM6S9
— Snorkle Snallagash (so my coworkers can't find me) (@seegals) January 6, 2018
Big Bird pic.twitter.com/liQ33RpCHr
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) January 6, 2018
Thanks @Reflog_18 it was a great time. @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/TyPGQTvOvo
— Donnie Chadwick (@therealdc9) January 6, 2018
So yeah, there’s a casket to memorialize #Browns 0-16 season too pic.twitter.com/ueuXWQmkBG
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
Browns 0-16 parade!! LOL 😂 pic.twitter.com/tMKf9rpR5W
— The Buckeye Nut (@TheBuckeyeNut) January 6, 2018
Me: Go Browns!
— Paul Campbell (@Paul_Campbell60) January 6, 2018
Him: Sure@Reflog_18 pic.twitter.com/ch3m8U9mbC
Some players, however, expressed their distaste for the day's happenings:
That parade is a joke don’t call yourself a true browns fan if you go to that thing! Going 0-16 was embarrassing enough as a player. That is like adding fuel to the fire and it is completely wrong!
— Emmanuel Ogbah (@EmanOgbah) January 6, 2018
Can’t wait for things to start rolling the right way for the Browns. Funny how these “fans” will be the ones that say “I am a die hard Browns fan” but fans don’t disrespect their home team. 🤷🏽♂️ I know we still have some faithful fans out there, things will get better! ✊🏽 https://t.co/JZBmtPod6L
— Feast Mode #55 (@Danny_Shelton55) January 6, 2018
Some fans stayed faithful to their team, despite the 1-31 record over the past two seasons:
Thousands of Browns fans protest 0-16 season at cold parade #Strange #GIIndependent 🔗 https://t.co/9hyqkMi03F pic.twitter.com/YYZlmzHKi0
— Garrett’s NewsBot (@Garrett_News) January 6, 2018
The team itself released a statement expressing shared frustration over another lost season:
Here is the official statement from #Browns regarding today’s ‘Perfect Season parade’ outside @FEStadium pic.twitter.com/lppYAFTtZy
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
But there was at least one positive to come from the day, as the Greater Cleveland Food Bank collected a large amount of donations.
My man @TheKevinBeard killing the food collection game. @CleFoodBank pic.twitter.com/2PFFUoy0Cv
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) January 6, 2018