One of the more shocking performances of the NFL's opening week came from the Jacksonville Jaguars, who blitzed the Houston Texans 29-7 and recorded 10 sacks.
The only thing more eyebrow-raising was head coach Doug Marrone's response to his team's play.
Marrone was asked after the game whether he could have envisioned such a result in his wildest dreams.
"I don't know if I dream in my wildest dreams," he said, according to Gene Frenette of the Florida Times-Union. "Most of the time, I'm thinking about my wife in my wildest dreams."
Marrone may not be asked too many more personal questions in his postgame press conferences.
