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Cleveland Browns offensive line coach Bob Wylie is the newest breakout star of "Hard Knocks" thanks to this rant about his strong aversion to stretching:
Elsewhere during this season's third episode, HBO cameras captured Wylie instructing a valet not to do any "Ferris Bueller sh--" to his Maserati.
According to the Browns' official site, Wylie is also "a licensed pilot, an amateur magician, and an accomplished musician."