Man Cave must-have? NFL mannequin greeters selling on eBay

Wings? Check. Beer? Check. NFL RedZone? Check.

Your man cave is ready for Sundays, right? Wrong.

To complete your pad, you need a 6-foot-3 inch mannequin decked out in complete NFL uniform, available on eBay for the low, low price of $2,995.

And this ain't no "Sears department store wimp."

Available in Cowboys or Bears colors, you will receive a full size authentic helmet, game-worn jersey, pants and belt, cleats, socks, cheaters, along with shoulder and thigh pads - all of which are worn by a muscle-clad mannequin in your choice of black, white or flesh tone complexion.

[Courtesy eBay user 1bigbandleader]

And if that's not enough, you will receive vital tips and instructions on making sure your mannequin looks authentic.

If you have three grand to just throw around, then for a limited time, the mannequin can be purchased right here.