Jim Tomsula becomes 1st doormat salesman turned NFL head coach
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Have you heard? Jim Tomsula's just happy to be here.
The San Francisco 49ers head coach has had a seemingly unbelievable array of odd jobs in his life time, confirming the rumor that he is the living embodiment of Frank Grimes.
Impressive #Tomsula resume. Based on this, 49ers next coach s/b Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs(now #CNN) @mikeroweworks pic.twitter.com/Oh4wpBMXEF
— Needles56 (@Needles56) September 15, 2015
It's hard to top "doormat salesman" on any list of hilariously archaic jobs.
"Ma'am, I realize I am currently standing on your lovely doormat, but can I interest you in an upgrade? This space age fabric will really put the finishing touches ..."
*Gets pepper sprayed in the mustache*
Jim Tomsula is the greatest thing that's ever happened to the NFL.
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