Broncos player on sacking Tom Brady: 'I tried to rub my nuts on his face'

An unnamed Denver Broncos player reportedly admitted to employing the much-feared BOFA strategy on New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady during Sunday's AFC Championship Game.

"I tried to lay on him a few times," a Broncos pass-rusher told Robert Klemko of MMQB.com after the game. "I tried to rub my nuts on his face."

The Broncos hit Brady 20 times on Sunday, endlessly pressuring the QB with potential sacks.

Picking through the stats, we've narrowed the potential nut-rubber down to six players who recorded a quarterback hit on Brady, and, as with all investigations: Everyone's a suspect.

Could it have been this player?

What about this player?

It was Von Miller, wasn't it?