It's the remix you never knew you wanted, with lyrics former Toronto Raptors All-Star DeMar DeRozan should probably avoid reading at all costs.

As we embark on the dog days of the NBA offseason, one NBA Reddit user used their free time to rewrite the lyrics to Drake's "Marvin's Room" from the perspective of DeRozan following his trade to the San Antonio Spurs.

The end result of this parody is truly a piece of art that the Champagne Papi himself would be proud of. That is, until he remembers he's actually a close friend of DeRozan's, which at that point he'd probably just laugh under his breath.

(Warning: Lyrics contain coarse language)