VIDEO: Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir chose their Thursday outfits together

Johnny Weir is going to have a tough time upstaging one of Olympic figure skating's biggest days in Sochi, but he's off to a good start on the morning of the men's short program. If the plan is to look like the Dark Knight of figure skating broadcasters, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Weir posed in a cape-like leather moto jacket with Russian coach Tatiana Tarasova (above, via Instagram).

He and co-host Tara Lipinski planned another solid day wearing too many designers to name, and luckily it's all captured in an Instagram video series wherein Lipinski says "Shoes!" and Weir says "Panties!" 

Get watching before your eyes are distracted by the glittery, quad-infused glory of men's singles at Iceberg.