Oshie gets fake profile account on hook-up app Tinder

You know you've made it when: someone with a lot of time on their hands creates a fake profile account of you on the popular hook-up app Tinder, which is all the rage in Sochi (and worldwide - even in Antarctica). 

So, congratulations, T.J. Oshie, American hockey shootout star. You've made it!

Oshie's on Tinder, but his profile "is undoubtedly created by someone that is not the St. Louis Blues star," writes Yahoo Sports' Greg Wyshynski. 

Wyshynski, Tinder expert, breaks down why the profile is most certainly fake, even if the crack team at the Toronto Sun can't figure it out. 

There's also the fact Oshie is engaged to be married to Lauren Cosgrove, who happens to be pregnant. One of Cosgrove's friends tweeted, "She almost went into labor peeps," which Cosgrove retweeted, during the now-infamous USA vs. Russia shootout over the weekend, when Oshie kept scoring. It was stressful. 

There's a lesson to be learned here, people: love is sacred. 

And, in case you missed it last weekend, get to know T.J. Oshie, American hero.