Celtic Park plagued by stinky Hoops
Reuters
Something smells heinous at Celtic Park, as Bhoys supporters have been warned that their pungent hygiene practices are not up to par.
The club has confirmed that a memo has been sent to supporters, reminding them of the importance of basic washing standards and the impact of pernicious smells on fellow Celtic fans.

(courtesy: WhoAteAllThePies)
Clearly, there are traces of a nefarious perfume at Parkhead, and it's just not the smell of something fishy emanating from the highly suspect note sent to supporters.
Something smells off about the whole thing.
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